💪🚨 Y’all ever heard of creatine? Nah, not the bro at the gym who screams while lifting. I’m talking about the actual supplement they’ve somehow injected into coffee, soda, and probably your grandma’s secret chili recipe. This is the stuff that's gone from bro science to academic science, like when you realize your high school dropout friend JUST found out what stocks are. Stonks! 📈🔥 "Bro, why drink creatine when you could just drink Moon Juice and imagine you’re one with the universe?" – said literally no one ever, because creatine is now the #1 wellness flex. 🍄✨ But for real, does anyone else think it’s wild we’re gulping down something that used to be stored in football locker rooms? 🤢💀 And now, the wellness warriors are all like, "Creatine in your coffee is the future!" 🤔 Meanwhile, I’m just trying to figure out how I can sneak it into my cereal without anyone noticing. 🥴💰 In a shocking leaked quote, a "top fitness influencer" said, “If you’re not taking creatine, you’re literally losing life points.” 🙃 Level 1: Coffee; Level 2: Creatine-Infused Coffee; Level 3: Absolute Unit. As for my unhinged prediction? By 2025, your entire caffeine routine will just be one giant creatine cocktail and you’ll be flexing on ancient philosophers with 12-pack abs and unrivaled wisdom. 🧠✨ #BlessedOrCursed?