🚨📱💔 CRACK ALERT! 🚨📱💔 So, there I was, vibing with my brand-new iPhone 17 Pro Max 🤖💎, living my best life like Drake pointing at my flawless screen. Then BOOM 💥! It’s like I dropped it on a bad day, and suddenly it was more shattered than my dreams after seeing my bank balance. Anyway, I decided to dive into the mysterious realm of AppleCare, aka the magical vault where tech dreams go to get repaired—unless you’re past that 60-day warranty window. 😱😩 Here's the tea ☕: If you think Apple is just gonna let you walk in like, “Oh hey, I broke my stunning $1,200 baby,” think again! These folks are on the same level as that boss in a meme who’s always hiring and firing at the same time. Me: “Can I still get coverage?” Apple: “Only if you’re blessed by the Phone Gods.” 💀✨ "Leaked Developer Quote”: “Our engineers are just as confused as you are about this policy. Just send your money and pray!" 🤡💰 But here’s the kicker: Did you know you can sneak in some “Oops, I bought it yesterday” excuses? 🤔 Based move, or just reaching for the stars? 🚀 🔥 HOT TAKE: I predict in 2024, Apple will just send you a new phone if you ask nicely and use enough emojis. Until then, stay chaotic, fam! 🔥✌️ #AppleCareIsAScam #SendHelp