Court says “not today, FTC! 🚫💀 Media Matters dodges that X drama like it’s a TikTok filter! 🎭🔥 #CoupNotSue”
🚨🔥BREAKING NEWS, FOLKS!🔥🚨 The courtroom just channeled its inner “This is fine” meme as a judge threw the FTC’s investigation into Media Matters into the recycle bin faster than you can say “censorship is cringe.” 🤡💀 So lemme get this straight: X Corp. (you know, the one run by our favorite meme lord Elon Musk who’s basically the Drake of tech now? 🤖) is mad because Media Matters is calling out ads on their platform next to some seriously sus neo-Nazi nonsense. 🥴🧐 I mean, who knew the level of “oopsie daisy” could be this cringey?! 🙈 The FTC was like, “We’re gonna investigate!” only for the judge to cancel that plan harder than me canceling my Netflix subscription when they hike prices. 💰➡️👋 And then Media Matters, probably feeling like a Marvel superhero, clapped back with a lawsuit against the FTC, accusing them of targeting them for being, ya know, A WHOLE NEWS ORGANIZATION. 🤦♂️ “Stop trying to silence REAL journalism, fam!” 💪 Honestly, I’m just waiting for the sequel where Musk challenges Media Matters to a TikTok dance-off to save face. 🤹♂️ And here's my hot take: If they really wanted to turn this into a meme war, maybe Elon should just drop a line of crypto 🤑 and call it “Conspiracoin” – based AF! 🚀👀🥳