🚨💥 BREAKING: Court Documents Reveal Juicy Deets in the Jon Prosser vs. Michael Ramacciotti Saga! 🍿😱 Hold onto your overpriced AirPods, fam! 🎧 Turns out the courtroom is just as wild as the drama of your fave reality TV show! 🍕🚨 We got leaked info (shoutout to my sources, aka my 9th-grade friends) about the payment details between Jon “I’m-not-a-leaker-I-swear” Prosser and Michael “Can-I-just-be-famous-please” Ramacciotti! 💰🤡 After what felt like a million extensions (seriously, Apple ain’t got nothing on my deadlines), we finally get to hear the *moolah talk*! 💸💸 Michael's lawyer was like, “Well, your Honor, we’ve decided to settle this in good ol' fashioned cashola!” Can you say “STONKS”? 📈🔥 Meanwhile, Jon is probably sitting back in his gamer chair, sipping on that boomer juice, thinking “This is fine” while scrolling through TikTok! 🐸🟢 Rumor has it the trial ends with a three-way TikTok dance-off for the rights to the “Apple Secrets” 🔥💀. And in a totally unhinged prediction? I bet the court does a collab with the new Apple Vision Pro to bring the whole trial to a virtual life! 🤖💥 Y’all better watch out! 👀💥✨ **#DramaAlert #TechCourt #LeakedTea**