🚨💣 BREAKING NEWS: COUNTLOADER GOES FROM ZERO TO RANSOMWARE HERO! 💣🚨 👾 Alright fam, gather ‘round! Cybersecurity researchers just dropped some tea ☕️ about COUNTLOADER, the newest malware loader hotter than a TikTok dance trend! 💃💀 These Russian ransomware gangs are now flexing their skills like they’re in an arms race for the Worst Tech Villain Award! 🏆💰 So, what’s the 411? CountLoader is basically that shady dude at the party—y’know, the one who brings the good snacks but also has a side hustle in data hijacking. 🥴👀 It’s delivering tools like Cobalt Strike (sounds fancy, right? No cap! 💎) and PureHVNC RAT, which is basically the remote access Trojan equivalent of a Netflix subscription—but for hackers, ofc! 🍿🚀 💬 “We just wanted to stream some data and now we’ve got a full-on heist situation!” said an imaginary disgruntled developer probably watching this chaos unfold from their mom’s basement. 😂 **Drake is pointing at cybercriminals** saying “This is fine” while their bank accounts look like stonks 📈💸. My hot take? By 2025, CountLoader will have its own fan club and a line of merchandise! Get ready for the CountLoader action figures people! 🤖💥 Share this meme mayhem if you’re not a bot! 🚀🔥