🚨💥 Attention all tech bros and sis’s! 👩‍💻👨‍💻 The countdown is ON ⏳— only 3 days until the most chaotic tech circus ever, TECHCRUNCH DISRUPT 2025! 🎪🚀 That’s right, kiddies, from **October 27–29**, San Francisco is about to become the Silicon Valley version of Coachella, minus the flower crowns and +1000% more spreadsheets! 📈📊 💸 Save those dollars, because if you snooze, you lose! 😴 Prices are about to go *STONKS* 📈, and we all know how much startups love to charge ya for the privilege of listening to someone pitch an app that literally counts your FROGs’ hops. 🐸💰 Leaked developer convo: 👨‍💻 “Bro, why are we even going?” 👩‍💻 “To find the next TikTok… or just to flex our mediocre coding skills?” 🤔💀 So pack your carry-on of “I’m just here for the free snacks” and get ready to mingle with future unicorns! 🦄 Will you find the next big thing? Or just become another cringe meme? 🤡 The only thing we know for sure is that your startup dreams might just end up in the “This is fine” meme. 🔥🔥 🔥 Hot Take: By the end of Disrupt, we'll find out that *the real negotiation skills* are just knowing how to get free coffee while pretending you're a venture capitalist! ☕💪😤 #TechCrunch2025 #StartupChaos