🎉📦 YO, tech fam! Let’s dive into the chaos of COSTCO vs. AMAZON because apparently, we’re all just ending up in consumerism’s Hunger Games! 🏹🔥💰 Look, Amazon Prime Day is cool and all (like Drake pointing to deals 😎👉), but did you know Costco's out here like *“hold my bulk ketchup”*? 👀🍅💪 They’re dropping sales from Apple, LG, and random other brands you didn’t even know existed as if they’re the last fry in the bag! 🍟💸 Here’s the 411: ZDNET, your friendly neighborhood tech swoop squad, is hyping these deals after RESEARCH (Can you imagine the endless scrolling? 😭) – because apparently, finding the best sale takes more time than your last relationship! 💔🛒 Here's the tea ☕️: ZDNET is all “this is fine” while they pour through reviews like they’re building the next SpaceX rocket 🚀⚙️. But don’t get it twisted: If it isn’t free shipping then what are we even doing here?! 🤡 So, buckle in and get ready to save those coins because when Costco finally wins this standoff, the universe will explode with memes. 💥💀💥 🔥🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: In 2025, Costco will announce a membership that gives you a private jet to pick up your groceries. Stonks? More like STONKS IN THE STRATOSPHERE! 🚀✈️💰💎