🚨🔥BREAKING: Costco’s about to throw down the gauntlet and challenge Amazon Prime Day with deals so good you’ll think it’s a glitch in the Matrix! 🤯💰 Forget your boring subscription service, Costco’s back with thick, juicy sales on the freshest Apple 🍏, LG, and whatever else they scare up from the depths of their food court! (Yes, the hot dog combo is still $1.50! No cap! 😤) So what’s ZDNET up to? 🤔 “We test, we research, we jump through hoops like circus monkeys” 🐒🥳—that’s basically their motto. They analyze data like they’re trying to break the internet or something. But fam, we all know they just want clicks. “Click through from our site to a retailer and buy a product” 💸? Nah, we’re all about impulse buys fueled by overpriced samples and free samples! 😋 Imagine this convo in the Costco break room: 🍕 Employee 1: "Yo, John, are we actually competing with Amazon?" 💼 Employee 2: "Bro, watch me wrestle a Prime member for that last 75-inch TV. Greatest showdown since Godzilla vs. Kong!" 🦖✊ Here’s the hot take: Costco’s gonna drop the biggest meme drop of 2025, we’ll see people camp outside with sleeping bags, swimming in shopping carts. 🚀 Expect nothing less than total pandemonium! Mark my words: Costco will become a religious experience for deal hunters! 🙌🤡 #CostcoOverlords