🚨💸 STOP EVERYTHING, FOLKS! 🤡💀 Amazon Prime Day is like a bad breakup: it comes and goes, but Costco is out here serving up deals hotter than your aunt’s Thanksgiving casserole! 🍗🔥 🐳 While Jeff Bezos and his weird space rocket vibes are teetering on the edge of “who actually needs THAT many beige yoga mats?”, Costco said, “Hold my 5-gallon pickle jar.” 🥒💪 Get ready for some “stonks” level savings because Apple and LG are dishing out prices that’ll have you feeling like a *billionaire on a budget* 💰✨. “Yo, Tim Cook just called me. He’s like, ‘Give Costco everything, fam,’” said an imaginary developer while sipping on their oat milk latte. ☕️💻 Meanwhile, LG’s rolling out discounts so good you’ll start questioning if you really need that second kidney. Drake pointing at the savings like “Yessir!” while your wallet silently weeps. 😭💸 🎉 But wait, there’s more! You better cop those deals before they vanish faster than your will to go to the gym after New Year’s! 🏃‍♂️💨 Prediction: In 2025, Amazon will literally PAY you to shop on Prime Day, but you’ll still choose Costco because nothing screams “adulting” like loading your car with bulk cheese puffs! 🚀💥💀 #CostcoForLife