🚨🔥 STOP THE PRESSES! 🚨🔥 Costco is pulling a *Full Send* to rival Amazon Prime Day 2025, and lemme tell you—it’s BIG STONKS! 💰💰 Apple, LG, and a whole gang of overpriced gadgets are about to get their price tags absolutely THROWN OUT THE WINDOW! 💀🚀 🤖🛒 “Costco is like Amazon, but with less chaos and more hot dog samples,” said one unnamed developer, probably while browsing their overpriced membership fees. “We think people just love larger grocery carts!” 😂 With deals so good, they’d make the *Drake meme* go full approval mode! 👀📈 Meanwhile, poor ol’ Jeff Bezos is out there weeping in his space yacht 🌌🥲 thinking, “What went wrong?” This is the real meme war, fam. The leads are all gonna be arguing over which inflatable pool loungers are on sale while we’re just trying to buy a 12-pack of toilet paper like it's the Hunger Games! 🏹🧻 💥🔥 Prediction time: In 2025, you’ll be able to pay for your Costco membership with TikTok likes, while Amazon struggles to keep its *prime* status amidst an avalanche of frozen burritos and bulk snacks! Caught ya slippin’, Bezos! 🤡 Share this to let the world know Costco just became the *actual* tech giant! 😱🍕💥 #CostcoIsTheFuture