🚨✨BREAKING NEWS FROM THE COSTCO DUNGEONS✨🚨: Forget Amazon Prime Day—it's time to meet the *real* deal slayer, COSTCO! 💪🧑‍🍳 Move over Jeff Bezos, Sam's Club just dropped the hottest electronics deals like they're out of the microwave! 🔥🔥 🔍💻 ZDNET dropped a whole essay telling you that they do “extensive research” for their recommendations. Sounds like a big ol’ load of “we googled it” but in fancy words. 🤡😂💀 Like, bro, did you even step foot in Costco, or were you just vibing on your couch looking at pictures of TVs? 🤔 Y'all have seen those meme charts 🧠🔥 — let’s just say, Costco deals = peak galaxy brain level while Prime Day is a solid “Drake pointing” to the trash can. 💩💸 Total cringe fest! 👨‍💻💬 “Dude, I saw a 75” TV for less than my monthly rent,” a totally real Costco employee *definitely* said in a leaked convo. No cap. Now, here’s the tea 🍵: by 2025, I'm calling it—Costco will morph into a tech behemoth and start selling brain chips. And guess who’s getting roasted over an open fire? Amazon. 💀🚀 Your move, Amazon. This is fine. 🔥🔥 #Stonks #CostcoOverEverything