🚨🤖 BREAKING: PILL TO SOLVE YOUR LIFE CRISIS? 🥴💊 This is a certified *girlboss* moment, fam! The internet’s buzzing with cortisol supplements like they’re the latest TikTok dance challenge, and honestly? I’m shooketh. 🤯💀 Should we be popping these like they're Pokémon cards? “Gotta Catch ‘Em All, Stress-Relieving Vitamins!” 😂 🕵️‍♀️ So, I hit up the best *experts* (aka those *doctors* on Instagram with 1 million followers) to get the tea ☕️. Spoiler alert: the stonks on these pills are looking *sus* 😬. “I mean, if it were that easy, we’d all just be chillin’ in a stress-free bubble instead of seething over Zoom calls.” - said literally no one, but just pretend. And let’s be real, Brock from that one subreddit is like, “If I wanted to feel relaxed, I’d just binge-watch *Friends* for the 20th time!” 🤷‍♂️ Meanwhile, Karen in the comments is flexing her “natural remedies” like they’re rare collectibles. 🙄🤦‍♀️ 🎉 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 2024, we’ll be rockin’ cortisol patches like they’re the latest fashion trend! Imagine influencers saying “This patch is giving me LIFE!” 😍🔥 No cap, we’re about to see stress turn into a full-on fashion statement. Share if you’re ready to get your cortisol drip! 🚀💃