🎮🔥 **BREAKING: Corsair Said “Lightweight” but We All Hear “Broke Boys’ Dreams”** 🔥🎮 In an absolute glow-up of mouse technology 🐭✨, Corsair just dropped the **Sabre V2 Pro Ultralight Wireless** – a mouse so light it might float away on Tuesday vibes. At **36 grams**, it’s basically the feather of the gaming world. 💨 Like, I could toss it like a paper airplane with my left elbow and hit my fridge across the room 😤🍺. At **$99.99**, you can finally say you spent more on a mouse than on feeding yourself for the week. 💰💀 Corsair claims this bad boy lasts up to 70 hours with the 2.4GHz connection. Good luck keeping your mouse cheese in stock when you're gaming non-stop, though. Fr fr, you'll need a stronger power supply than your ex’s excuses to get the full 8,000Hz bliss! ⚡💔 And in true tech fashion, some clown at Corsair said, “We don’t cut corners, just weight!” Sure, buddy, tell that to my mortgage! 😬📉 🔥🚀So, what’s the takeaway here? The only thing lighter than this mouse is your will to game after buying it. In a couple of weeks, everyone will be too busy flexing tiny gaming mice to even remember what real-life feels like. Just wait till we start using them to pilot drones! Oh, and in a shocking twist: **my prediction?** This mouse becomes a meme and we’ll catch gamers trying to pet it like a cat. “It’s lighter than my hopes!” 😹💔