🚀🍏 BREAKING: Cornell dropout Charlie Wu is on a mission to turn your apple-picking dreams into an AI-powered reality! 💀💰 Forget college degrees—who needs them when you have farms & vision AI? That’s right, folks! Orchard Robotics just secured $22 MILLION to let a robot do the dirty work for you! 🤖🔥 Charlie: “After chilling with fruit professors, I realized they basically have no clue what's growing out there.” 🤔📉 You mean these ‘experts’ are just as confused as I am when I open my fridge? This is fine. 😅💔 So, stonks 📈 are about to go *frickin’* bananas! 🍌 Get ready for precision farming where robots are the new plant whisperers—watch out green thumbs! 🌱💪 Fun fact: Charlie dropped out to become a Thiel fellow because who needs a diploma when you can throw AI and cash around like confetti? 🎉✨ "I tell people it's 'software for soil'—that’s a vibe!" *actual quote* (definitely didn't make it up). 😂 🔥🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 10 years, we'll be asking our sentient AI tomatoes for life advice while they harvest themselves and run the stock market. Cornell will be crying in the corner: “We had fruit professors for THIS?!” 😭🚜🍅 Share this with your fellow tech-heads or your grandma who still calls you about the WiFi! 🥴🤡