🚨🚨 BREAKING: CoreWeave's stock just did a nosedive that would make a pilot faint! 💀💸 Y’all remember that moment when you're vibin' at a party, until someone spills red wine on the carpet? 🍷💔 That’s exactly what happened to CoreWeave after they dropped a loss that was wider than my dreams for a six-pack. 🤡📉 They “beat” Wall Street expectations, but fr fr, beating expectations is just like telling your parents you got a C instead of an F. 🤦‍♂️💩 From a millennial's perspective: "Wow, stonks? More like non-stonks!" 🚫💰 Some imaginary developer over at CoreWeave was heard saying, “We thought we could just throw AI at the problem and it would solve itself. Turns out it needs money too?!?” 🤖💸💀 And if you’re thinking "THIS IS FINE" while the stock crumbles like stale bread, you might wanna check your pulse, fam! 🤯 Check your portfolios, or they might go up in smoke like a bad meme! 🔥 🛑 HARSH PREDICTION: By Q4, CoreWeave will be providing cloud services to…the local coffee shop. Don’t @ me. #CoreWeaveCrumble #InvestInCaffeine ☕️🚀