🚨 *BREAKING NEWS!* 🚨 CoreWeave just pulled a classic *“I'm fine” meme* move like it’s 2020 all over again—shares are down 10% while revenue and guidance are flexing harder than your gym bro who only skips leg day! 💪💰 It's like they dropped the hottest mixtape of the year, but the audience was like, "Nah, I'm just gonna vibe to my cat videos." 😹💀 Trader Dave at HQ was reportedly like, "We hit the numbers, but these investors are still meme-ing on our stock? Where’s the stonks?" 📉😂 💡 Reminder to everyone: Just because you're feeding the AI beast doesn't mean investors won't seethe harder than a toddler losing at Fortnite. “Why aren’t we mooning??” - a totally legit developer we don’t know 🤖👀. The vibe check was so off that they're probably sprinkling pixie dust to boost morale. Are they the next meme stock or just a glitch in the simulation? 🌌 🔥 Hot take: By the end of Q4, CoreWeave’s stock price will be traded on the black market for NFTs of cats! 💸🚀 Share this wild ride and let’s see who survives the meme apocalypse together! 🤡📈