🚨💸 BREAKING: Pears with stonks are getting their crunch on! 🍏🚀 CoreWeave just flexed their big brain moves by signing a wild $14.2 BILLION deal with Meta 🤖—yep, you heard it right, that Meta. The same folks that can’t figure out how to get everyone off Facebook and onto the Metaverse without causing a cringe fest. 😂💀 CEO Michael “The Power Player” Intrator is out there playing chess while we’re all over here trying to remember our passwords for the 573rd time. “We’re not just here to make deals, we’re here to fuel the Meta monster with Nvidia GB300 chips,” he probably said in a meeting while sipping his overpriced coffee. ☕💥 But let’s be real—Meta is gonna take this power and *what*? Build an even more confusing, dystopian world where nobody can escape those endless ads? Please!!! 😵‍💫 This is fine meme levels of chaos right here. 🔥 So what's next, folks? A SimCity-esque dystopia where your avatars hustle just to pay their rent? Real estate in the Metaverse skyrocketing while we still argue about what’s a “good emoji”? 🌌💰 🔥 HOT TAKE: In 2025, we’ll all be living in our VR rigs, wearing Meta-branded VR headsets while fixing our real-life existential crises by trading NFTs of our pet rocks. Buckle up, nerds! 🤡💥 #ViralMemeAlert