🚨✨ BREAKING TECH NEWS 🤖💸: CoreWeave has just snagged OpenPipe like it’s a limited-time McDouble at 2 a.m. 🍔💥 Y’all, they’re trying to take AI agents down the stack and make enterprise cash like it’s the 2008 housing crisis but with 10x the cringe. 🙄💀 CoreWeave: “We just want to invest in AI agents because they’re basically the new Pokémon. Gotta catch ’em all! 🧙‍♂️🚀” – Anonymous Founder Probably So, our boys at CoreWeave are about to level up faster than your cousin playing Fortnite in 2K! 🎮🔥 With OpenPipe in their back pocket, they’re aiming to be the Bezos of AI agents. Meanwhile, OpenPipe’s like, “We’re just trying to help you meditate with your AI… you know, for mental health. 🧘‍♂️✨” But listen, fam, this whole “down the stack” thing sounds like tech bros playing Jenga but the blocks are crypto and blockchain 🏗️🎲. Cope and seethe all you want, but AI agents are about to take over your Zoom calls like that one awkward coworker who won’t stop sharing conspiracy theories. 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: In 2024, we’ll be negotiating with AI agents for our grocery lists and they’ll probably get better deals than we ever could. 👽 BE READY! Stonks who? 💰💥