🚨BREAKING NEWS: CoreWeave is out here flexing harder than your uncle at a BBQ with their *NEW* Nvidia Blackwell Ultra servers! 🤖🔥 First cloud provider to serve up that spicy AI chip sauce — that's as rare as a unicorn riding a skateboard! 🦄🛹 💡But wait, *why* are we hype over chips that sound like they belong in a futuristic McDonald's? 🍔😤💰 According to some **totally* reliable sources (aka my cat), "These chips will make AI so smart it'll write the next Oscar-winning screenplay... or just meme about itself." 🙃👑 This *new* hardware is set to unleash all sorts of deep learning disasters, making your grandma's Facebook posts look like MIT-level algorithms. 🤯💀 And let’s be real, now that CoreWeave's on the scene, AWS is probably seething harder than Drake at an open mic night. 😤🔫 🚀 So, what’s next? Predictions say CoreWeave will drop a powered-up AI that will literally start giving dating advice. Yeah, you heard me right! "Swipe right on that Blackwell Ultra like your life depends on it!" 💘 TL;DR: Nvidia + CoreWeave = ultimate meme nightmare fuel! Get ready to call in sick for a week while you try to figure out if your toaster is plotting against you. 🔥🍞💥 #Stonks #ThisIsFine