🔥💰 CoreWeave's Q2 report is here, and it’s giving me BIG *influencer on a yacht* vibes, but the drama? YIKES 💀. Can we talk about how they posted a *207%* revenue increase 💥 (that’s more growth than my 5th-grade science project volcano) and STILL managed to lose *$130.8M*? 🤡 Let’s do some math – that’s like winning the lottery but then immediately investing it in Blockbuster. Yikes. Talk about a *humble pie* moment. 🍰😬 Meanwhile, CRWV shares dropped 8% in after-hours trading! It’s like Drake pointing: “This is fine” while the stock ticker is straight-up on fire. 💀🔥 Are investors having their “We Live in a Society” moment, or nah? Leaked quote from a CoreWeave developer: “I thought we were riding the AI wave, turns out we're just a beach with some sad jellyfish.” 🤖 For real though, if their future AI workload relies on this kind of strategy, I can’t wait to witness the reckoning! 💀🛸 I predict within the next year, CoreWeave will either be the next stonks legend or… just another episode of *What Happened Here?* 😂 #StayTuned #TechDrama