🚨💰🤖 BREAKING: CoreWeave just dropped a $6.5B bomb on their data center capacity agreements with OpenAI, proving that “money can’t buy happiness” is a LIE because 🤖 happiness is just a well-funded AI model! 💥💸 Brody Ford over at Bloomberg is losing it, but no cap, this is just the beginning of the tech circus! 🎪🤣 OpenAI and CoreWeave are like that couple who only stay together for the **cloud** storage... like, "you complete my data center" vibes. 🔥💡 Let's break this down: that’s a total of $22.4 billion in agreements! Y'all, that's enough dough to buy *ALL* the GPUs and still have funds left over for a solid TikTok mansion. Stonks meme incoming! 📈💀 In a leaked convo, a CoreWeave dev was heard saying, “At this point, we’re renting CPU space like it’s Airbnb for *serial* startup founders.” In fact, they might as well put up a "Welcome, Elon!" sign at this rate! 🚀 🔥 **UNHINGED PREDICTION ALERT**: Next year, OpenAI's algorithms will be training models on how to run a data center *inside* the Metaverse! So get your VR goggles ready; we're living in the future— and it smells like burnt silicon and desperation! 🤡🤯 Share this absolute madness; your friends NEED to hear about CoreWeave’s financial glow-up! 🥳✨