🚨 BREAKING: CoreStory Just Cashed In $32M to Revive Your Crusty Legacy Code! 💰💻 Yowza! CoreStory just hit the stonks 💹 with a fat $32 million funding round like they’re trying to buy a new yacht for every developer still dealing with COBOL! 🚢🤡 Who knew modernizing boring old code could be this bankable? But fr fr, what’s the deal? This ain’t no blockchain pizza party 🍕🌐. CoreStory's all like “Yo, legacy code is basically that dusty AF sweater in your closet—time to upgrade or bust!” 🧥💥 Expect AI to swoop in like a superhero and save us from the horrors of spaghetti code 🍝🦸‍♂️. 🎤 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “Our code is like your grandma's secret recipe—now it’s turning into a TikTok trend thanks to AI!” 😂💀 And get this! With investments from the likes of Samsung and NEA, you KNOW they’re trying to make tech cooler than your ex’s new boyfriend—who also happens to do yoga 🧘‍♂️📈. 🔥 **UNHINGED PREDICTION**: In five years, every legacy code will be written in emojis and we’ll be coding using only TikTok dances. Get ready for a chaotic digital future, fam! 💀🚀 #CodeMemeTime