💸🚨 Ayo, tech fam, gather ‘round because we just hit a jackpot of *yawn* with some *stonks* 🚀💰! CoreStory, a new AI wizard for dusty old codebases (like the code your grandpa wrote before the internet was even a thing), just snagged $32 million in Series A funding. 🧙‍♂️💻 Like, can someone tell me why AI is suddenly the hottest thing since sliced bread 🥖? The only thing automated here better be that coffee machine in your sad coder den because *this is fine* 😂. I mean, who knew legacy code needed saving? 🤔 *Cue Drake pointing meme* to those devs who’ve been manually documenting since 1975. Imagine the boardroom meeting for this one: “Hey guys, let’s throw cash at something that automates our procrastination!” 💀💥 "Sure, we can make a tool that generates documentation... but can it also give me a hug?" said a dev who desperately needs help. 🤖🤗 But here’s my wild take: Next year, CoreStory's AI will become sentient and complete a codebase faster than you can say “tech debt.” 🤯 Hang on tight, because we're all riding this chaotic meme train straight to the Code Apocalypse! 🚀🔥 #AIRevolution #LegacyCodeProblems