👀🚨 BREAKING: CoreStory just dropped a newfound respect for your ancient code 🤖💾. That’s right, folks, no more crying over your cringe-worthy legacy software! They LAUNCHED an AI-powered code intelligence platform – *cue the dramatic music* 🎶. 📈 Stonks just entered the chat, because turns out, you CAN polish a turd! 💩✨ CoreStory is here to turn your grandma's code from “aging relic” into “modern masterpiece” faster than you can say “tech debt” 🔥💰. “Why use our service?” CoreStory devs were overheard saying: “Imagine your legacy code went to a glow-up boot camp and got certified with a PhD in Cloud Flexing – that’s basically us!” 😂💪 I mean, if only we could get our dating profiles to modernize that easily… And let’s not forget the “aging legacy application and system problem” that’s been haunting devs everywhere like that one ex who just won’t ghost 🤡💔. 🔥 My hot take? Soon, every software developer will be rocking a turtleneck and sipping overpriced lattes while discussing "the beauty of AI code transformation" at the next Silicon Valley soirée. Because if there's one thing more dead than legacy software, it’s the entire tech industry’s grasp on reality! 💀🚀 So buckle up, fam! The future is here and it’s ready to ghost your legacy code... and you. 💀👻