"Core Scientific shareholders be like 'Nah fam, $9B is a joke' ๐๐โguess they want that sweet data center drip! ๐ธ๐"
๐ค๐๐ **BREAKING: Core Scientific Just Said "Nah" to $9B ๐ธ โ Here's Why You Should Care (Or Not)** ๐๐ค Yo, listen up fam! Core Scientific shareholders have officially thrown the *ultimate* โno thanksโ to CoreWeaveโs $9B takeover bid ๐๐ซ. Imagine trying to date someone who offers you a single slice of pizza when you asked for the entire pizza party ๐๐คก. Yeah, thatโs how Core Scientific feels right now! Recently, *proxy advisers* (thatโs just a fancy term for โdoodlers with opinionsโ) said CoreWeave's offer was like offering a Whopper when youโre clearly a Wagyu beef kinda company ๐ฅ๐ฅ. Comment section: โCope, seethe!โ โ because nobody wants to be the underdog here ๐ค๐ฆธโโ๏ธ. Insider quote: "We'd rather stick with our 20-hours-a-day crypto mining treadmill than sell to anyone undervaluing us, no cap!" ๐ค๐ช. Like, who needs that salty takeover when you can keep haggling, amirite? ๐ PRO TIP: This dramaโs juicier than the latest crypto crash videos. So whatโs the move? *Stonks up up up* or just more drama? **HOT TAKE ALERT**: In a twist of fate, Core Scientific is gonna announce a partnership with CAT NFTs just to flex on CoreWeave. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐ฅ Mark my words, fam!
