🌊💀 YO, DIVE DEEP INTO THIS WATERY WASTELAND! 🚀🔥 So, scientists just dropped the hottest gossip of 2023: coral reefs are on life support and fr fr they’re pulling a full retreat to the depths like that one friend who can’t handle the group chat drama. 🦑😭 **“Functional extinction?”** More like **“functional LOL, we’re sooo done!”** ☠️💔 These salty homies in the Florida Reef are like “bruh, we’re outta here” after the marine heat wave turned their vibes from chill to *instant fry*. ☀️🛑 Coral biologist Ross Cunning is basically saying “good luck, fam” to the Acropora crew – reproduction is looking *mad* bleak... **like, no stonks on babies coming out this time!** 📉🤡 The coral’s so done with your climate change nonsense that they've gone deep in the ocean like they’re trying to forget 2023 EVER happened. Meanwhile, Mother Earth is sipping her tea and watching us all cope and seethe like it's a reality show. 😂🍼 🔥💡 UNHINGED PREDICTION: What if all coral turns into the new underground TikTok community where they ONLY communicate through dance? 🤳💃👾 *Get ready for coral influencers breaking the internet!* Share this if you want to help our corals rise to meme-level stardom! 🌊✨