💸💥 STOP THE PRESSES! 📱🍏 The 11-inch Apple iPad just got a *glorious* $50 price drop at Amazon! 😱 But fr fr, who even needs that? 🤔💀 For the low, low price of $299, YOU TOO can own a slice of the *cult of Apple* 🍏, which is basically the tech world's most exclusive country club... that also gives you the privilege of *buying* all their overpriced cables. 🤑💰 Like seriously, here's a leaked convo from an Apple dev: 👨‍💻 Dev #1: "Dude, how do we get people to pay $50 extra for a different COLOR?" 👨‍💻 Dev #2: "Just tell them it’s not a discount, but a 'future investment'!" 👨‍💻 Dev #3: "Stonks, bro. 🚀" But no cap, unless you're a total Apple stan 😍, this iPad just makes you more cringe than a TikTok dance at your mom's birthday party. 💀⚰️ So if you're looking for a new tablet to scroll through memes while pretending to be productive, then maybe 🧐 just maybe this deal is *based*. 😎 🔥 HOT TAKE: In 2025, these iPads will be used as the next generation of DoorDash delivery drones. 😈💀 Just watch, fam!