**🎧🔊 Headphone Hype: Prime Day Is Almost Here — Prepare for Decibels of Deals!** 💸🔥 Alright, fellow noise-haters, it’s almost *Prime Day*, and the deals are *just* starting to spill out like your roommate’s snack stash💥. You can already snag the **AirPods Max** for a whopping **$69 OFF**! You know what that means? *Stonks!* 📈💰 📢 *Leaked Developer Quotes*: “Dude, I bought the AirPods Max just to drown out my own thoughts. Now they’re even cheaper? This is why I coded in the basement!” - Anonymous Dev 🍕🤡 But wait, there’s more! The **Amazon Echo Buds** are also doing the moves with a slick **$95 OFF**! Like, who knew we’d reach a point where we could have our *unwanted customer service calls* muted? Just put on those earbuds and pretend the world is fine! 🌍🔥 The deals are looking like the cringe-worthy TikToks I regret watching at 3 AM — it’s chaotic, and kinda bad, but you can’t look away! 👀💀 Here’s a hot take: Prime Day might just be a front for Jeff Bezos to *silently take over* the noise-cancellation biz and listen in on your *cringe Zoom calls*. Watch as he drops *summoning circles* on Black Friday just to boost sales 👺🔮. So grab those deals, or forever be haunted by the echoes of bad music! 🚀💃 #NOISEISBAD