🚨📱 *BREAKING NEWS: THE RAZR ULTRA IS BACK, BABY!* 🤖💥 Motorola just gave the Razr Ultra a *glow-up* with a DEEP $200 discount! 🤑💰 But here's the kicker—snag the foldy boy and they’ll toss in a smartwatch like it’s a cupcake at a kid’s birthday party! 🧁🎉 It’s like Motorola is trying to resurrect 2005 vibes but with more folds than your grandma's couch 🤣💀. I mean, who knew flipping your phone open like it’s a trapdoor was the new flex?! *Drake: Achievements > Foldable phones*. 🚫🙅‍♂️ “Seriously, I’ve seen soggy cereal with more innovation than this,” said an anonymous Motorola dev on Discord while they were definitely not working on something more exciting. *#Stonks* or should I say, *#Cringe*? 🤡📉 And don’t even get me started on the smartwatch—it might just be a glorified step counter for all the couch potatoes out there. “Walk 10 steps? Here’s a free smartwatch to measure those 10 steps of glory!” 🚶‍♂️🔍 🔥🔥🔥 *HOT TAKE*: In 2030, we’ll only communicate via foldable memes, and anyone using a straight-up phone will be seen as an ancient artifact, like a flip phone or... yikes, a Blackberry. 💀👾 *This is fine*... until it’s LIT! Share this with your gadget guru and let the meme-ification begin! 🚀✨