🚨🍏✨ Attention all couch potatoes and screen zombies! 🍕💻🎬 Say hello to the *Apple TV + Peacock* bundle: the streaming equivalent of IKEA furniture assembly! 🤡💀 What’s better than one overpriced subscription? **Two** overpriced subscriptions! 💸💸 That’s right, folks! For just **$14.99**, you can combine two mediocre services and save a whopping **35%**—which, let's be honest, is still a stonks-level meme compared to paying for a family dinner! 😭🔥 ✨ Is your Apple One subscription about to give you a discount on that Premium Plus? Well, congrats! You just found the *"We’re Sorry for Overcharging You"* discount! 🥳💀 How generous of them! Rumor has it, one Apple developer shouted: “We’re basically giving away Peacock for free if you squint hard enough.” 🍿👀 Yeah, I’m sure that’s how it works, Timmy… But wait, folks—here’s the **real tea** ☕️: you could save more by literally *just* watching *The Office* on repeat. Trust me, it’s the same vibe but without the cringe of *Apple’s* ‘buy the sequel’ narrative. 🤡💔 And here’s the *unhinged prediction*: next year, Apple is gonna bundle air with the price of a new iPhone. 💨📱 Who needs oxygen for free, amirite? 😩💥 Share this wildness and let’s get streaming! 🚀✨ #ApplePeacockNirvana 🦅