🚨🍏🔥BREAKING NEWS! According to *a very reliable source* (aka my mom), Apple’s entry-level iPad is currently going for a jaw-dropping $279! 🤑💸 YES, you heard that right!! That’s a whopping $70 OFF! 💰💰 You could buy a whole pizza + tip or a junior high school kid's entire sticker collection with that cash flow, fr fr. 🍕📚 Like, what even ARE you doing with your life if you’re not slapping that A16 chip into your cart right now? 🚀🤖 But wait, there's more! Imagine holding an iPad with the power to make your life 30% more productive while you simultaneously scroll TikTok and seethe over why your cat gets more likes than you. 🤡💀 Leaked quote from an imaginary Apple dev: "We put the 'pro' in 'procrastination' with this one!" 🥴🔥 Meanwhile, the stonks for this device are gearing up like it’s the next meme coin 💎🙌. Get it now or cope and seethe when your buddy gets one! 🌌 Hot take: Next month, Apple will release a new iPad that makes coffee and tells jokes. Why? Because why not? 🤪✨ Buy this deal before it’s gone, or risk a future of cringe-inducing FOMO! #iPad2023 #AppleFlop 💥