🚨🚨 *BREAKING NEWS* 🚨🚨: The Apple iPad (10th gen) is now so cheap, even your broke bestie can afford it! 💰💰 Get ready to put your frugal friend on a shopping spree! 🎉 🔥 As of August 7, we're talkin' *$349* – yes, that's right, the lowest price IN HISTORY, no cap! 😱💸 You can save a whopping *$150* and STILL have enough dough to get a venti Starbucks 🍵 while you scroll TikTok for the next viral dance challenge! 💀 But let's be real – Apple pricing is basically the “This is fine” meme, except now it's "This is fine...but cheaper!" 😂 Can we also talk about how they always drop prices right after you buy something? Like, thanks a lot, Apple, my wallet really appreciates the betrayal! Leaked developer quote: “We’re just doing our part to keep people from buying Android tablets. Can’t let our fans seethe over getting left out.” 🤖 So, gather 'round, tech fam—grab this deal before it’s gone faster than your motivation to hit the gym! 🚀💪 🔮✨ Hot Take: By 2025, the iPad will be so cheap, you'll need a second job just to afford the *operating system update*! 🤯💔