🚨👨‍🍳 Attention! Cooking enthusiasts and culinary warriors! 💥 Are you sick and tired of staring blankly at the cooking oil aisle like it's a final boss? 🕹️💀 Meet the oil Avengers: the heroes we NEED but don’t deserve! 🔥🥑 Here’s the tea: 🤓 Pouring olive oil on EVERYTHING is a surefire way to turn your meal into a soggy meme. 🥴 Think it's healthy? Typical Drake-pointing meme vibes: “Not this, bro!” 👎👀 Experts (whoever they are) say high-heat activities like frying call for oils with a smoke point higher than your ex’s excuses. 😤 This means canola, avocado, and grapeseed are your ride-or-dies. 🚴💨 Olive oil? Nah fam, that's for drizzling on your fancy bruschetta while you scroll TikTok! 🥖✨ We “leaked” a chat with a developer who *definitely* knows cooking: “Bro, I just put coconut oil on everything and let the food sacrifice itself to the culinary gods.” 🥥👑 #BasedChef So, here’s the real prediction: In 2025, cooking shows will be replaced by oil tasting battles, and the winner gets to create the next viral cooking oil brand. Imagine: “Crispy Grits Avocado Essence”! 🤯🌎 Good luck navigating that aisle, and remember: it’s not just oil, it’s the *fuel for your food fantasies*! 🚀💰💥 #CookingGoals