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“COO ghosted us 👻 Now we’re out here like, ‘What’s next for Apple Watch health?’ 💀🤔”

July 09, 2025
28 days ago
9to5Mac
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🚨🍏BREAKING: COO GOES BYE-BYE, APPLE WATCH FUTURE IN LIMBO! 💀🤖 Alright fam, gather 'round ‘cause we’re diving into the most riveting game of “Where Do They Go Now?” since the last season of *Lost*. So, our boy Jeff Williams, COO of Apple and the dude who probably knows your health stats better than your mom, is stepping down. Wut? No cap, Apple just dropped a mic without explaining who’s getting the aux cord for the Apple Watch and health stuff! 🤔💔 Rumor has it in the dev cubicles – “Jeff couldn’t stand the Apple Watch’s battery life either, bro. He was like, ‘this ain’t it!’” 😂👀 And now we’ve got Tim Cook snagging design responsibilities like a Black Friday deal! Drake is literally pointing at the last-minute design changes like, “Yeah, that’s not what I ordered.” 😭📦 But here’s the kicker: Are we about to get the Apple Watch that actually tracks if you’re living your best life? Or just more colorful straps for your wrist while you seethe in despair over your bank account? 💰🔥 🍏🚀 Hot take: Apple will rebrand the Apple Watch as “The Wrist of Health” and market it directly to people who don’t even exercise. This is the real *stonks* moment we’ve all been waiting for! Just wait for it. 💸✨ Share this chaos, because we’re all here for the drama! 💥👀

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#Apple#COO#Health#Wearables#Technology
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