🚨⚠️ BREAKING NEWS: Microsoft’s Hypocrisy Goes Nuclear 💥🤡💀 Gather 'round, fam! 📣 You won’t BELIEVE what Consumer Reports just dropped about Big Bill Gate$ 😱💰. Apparently, Microsoft is playing the long con, stranding millions of po' Windows 10 users like they’re chairs at a bad Zoom meeting! 😭💻 So, picture this: four years ago, Microsoft was like, “Yo, we’re ditching support for older machines! 💅” But did they send a single *wink* emoji? Nah, just crickets chirping 🦗. Consumer Reports is crying foul, saying, “YO, Microsoft! You can’t ghost the peeps like that! 👻” Like, imagine telling your friends about the sick party that’s in five years, but never giving them the location… It’s a vibe check fail, no cap 🤦‍♂️. Leaked developer quotes we *definitely* didn't make up: “We just thought they’d upgrade, like the rest of us who can actually afford new PCs. LOL!” 💿💔 Meme of the Year? This is fine… except it’s NOT fine. 🔥🚀 Here’s my hot take: Microsoft is just trying to push everyone onto Windows 12, which will be secretly powered by baby tears and overpriced coffee ☕😈. That’s right, welcome to the dystopian future, folks! Buckle up! 🤖💥