🚨💣 ALERT: Console Wars are officially dead, and we're all just left with a pile of ashes and a sad “This is fine” meme. 🐸🔥 In a plot twist nobody asked for, Microsoft Flight Simulator is landing 🚀 on PS5 this December, because who needs brand loyalty when you can flop around like a fish outta water? 🐟💦 Sony just dropped this nugget like "Look, we’re all friends now, right? 🤝🎮" and Xbox users everywhere are doing the Drake Pointing meme because, like, how can they fit a Cessna on a controller? 😆💀 You thought only the “death of console exclusives” was real? Nah, fam. We're talking *BIRTH OF A NEW UNIVERSE* where PlayStation users will now have the ability to crash virtual planes as well! 💥🛩️ “We’re like, totally embracing cross-play,” a so-called Microsoft developer told me while drinking a pumpkin spice latte in the break room. ☕💁‍♂️ But honestly, if you think this is gonna stop the eternal drama of “PC vs Console,” you’re living in the Matrix with a tablet-sized brain. 💡💥 Prepare for the ultimate conspiracy: *Microsoft plans to launch Xbox as an app on PlayStation!* 🎉💾🚨 Based or cringe? You decide! Either way, it's gonna get wild. 💣🔥💰