🚨💣 ATTENTION ALL HACKER NERDS AND INTERNET TROLLS! 🚨💣 So, remember our boy Conor Fitzpatrick, the 22-year-old mastermind of BreachForums, aka the dark web equivalent of a "smash and grab" 🤡? Well, he just got RE-SENTENCED to THREE YEARS in prison! 🏛️👮‍♂️ We went from 20 YEARS of supervised release to just 3, which is like getting downgraded from an iPhone 14 Pro to a flip phone from 2007. Talk about a glow-down! 😭 In an epic twist, the appeals court said “hold my drink” ☕ and served him a triple-shot of justice. Now he’s probably sitting in the slammer, seething while everyone on the outside is DOING THE DRAKE! 🥴🥳 **Leaked conversation between Conor and a fellow inmate:** 🗣️ Conor: “So, how did YOU end up in here?” 😂 Inmate: “I stole a sandwich.” 😅 Conor: “Man, I was just trying to steal everyone's data...” This is fine, right? 🚀🔥 But fr fr, this begs the question: is hacking even a career path anymore, or just a fast-pass to the big house? Are the prison wardens just chilling in their offices like: “Stonks up for crime!” 💰 🔥 HOT TAKE: In three years, Conor will emerge from prison with a new identity and unlock the NFT market... as a prison-themed collection. Get ready for "Cellblock Mints!" 💀💥 Share if you're HYPE for that future chaos!