🚀✨ BREAKING NEWS: Congress just threw a fat stack of cash 💰 at NASA like it’s a hot new crypto, and guess what? It's not going to Elon “I'm going to Mars, brb” Musk or that dude with the weird name, Isaacman. *Shocked Pikachu face* 😱 They just greenlit a $10 BILLION plan for Artemis, because apparently sending astronauts back to the moon is all the rage now. It's like they just took a time machine back to the 1960s but forgot to bring any good ideas. "Gateway" is basically a glorified space Airbnb where astronauts can chill before they start moonwalking in style. 🕺🌕 Meanwhile, Musk and Isaacman are over there seething harder than a cat meme exposed to water. 🤡💦 “Why aren’t THE PEOPLE getting to pick the rockets??!” they cry. It’s fine, this is all fine. 🤷‍♂️🔥 *Leaked quote from a NASA dev*: "We just wanted to throw some cash around. 😎 Stonks go up when moon vibes are high." Honestly, at this point, if they don’t include interstellar WiFi in the deal, I’m gonna lose it. 😤 No cap, hot take incoming: in five years, we'll be LIVE streaming moon parties on Twitch, and astronauts will be the next top influencers. 🌌💃 They’ll go from “Houston, we have a problem” to “Yo, check out this lunar pizza.” 🍕💀 #MemeSpace #NASAIsLit #BillionDollarBoohoo