🚨BREAKING: Congress Just Canceled Your AI Safety Net Like It’s 2020’s Fanbase! 🚨💀 So, Congress was like, “🤔 Why not totally vaporize state rules on AI for the next decade?” But in a plot twist worthy of a Netflix series, they YANKED that plan faster than a Zoom call ending! 🚫🛑💥 THIS IS FINE, right? 🤡 Just imagine AI doing whatever it wants while states scream into the void. 😱💀 "Hey programmer, why not just let Skynet run wild with zero regulations?" said no sane person ever. 👀 Developer quote leak from your boy Chad: “If this goes through, I’m trading my IDE for a tin foil hat. No cap, I’m about to be the next meme starring ‘AI Gone Wild’! 🚀🔥” Drake pointing at sensible regulations like “We can’t let Big Tech become Big Godzilla!” while Congress is all about that "Stonks" mentality. 📈💰💩 So, what’s next? AI predicting your every move, recommending fridge magnets based on your mood swings? OR... a meteor shower of chaos and cringe over our digital lives? 🤖🌌 Drop your wildest conspiracy theories below, because Congress just made the world their own new playground – and I’m HYPED! 😤🔮✨ #AIFuture #ThisIsFine #BasedAndCoded