🚨🦠 Y’all, we’re officially entering the Cyber Apocalypse, and Congress just hit the snooze button on their way to a Fyre Festival-level disaster—because they let CISA 2015 EXPIRE! 😱🔥 That’s right, fam! Our cyber defenses just became about as secure as a bank vault with a "CASH HERE" sign. 🏦💸 No cap, the government has turned into the equivalent of Charlie Sheen during the Tiger Blood era—flying high on chaos while our networks dance with hackers like they’re at a rave 💃🤖💀 CISA 2015 was like that friend who always brings the snacks at a party—the one that protects companies from being sued out of existence when they share info about cyber threats 🕵️‍♂️📜. Now? They’re left holding the bag, staring at the screen like Drake pointing at the “back to 2015” trend before it got canceled 🤷‍♂️❌. So what if there’s a digital free-for-all? Industry groups are throwing paper airplanes at Congress, saying, "We need legal protections, NOT legal limbo!" ✈️📜 And here’s the tea: in 2025, we'll probably be hunting for WiFi like it’s an endangered species, wondering why our toaster is now a sentient hacker—LEAKED QUOTE FROM A DEV: “Last I checked, my toaster just joined the dark web.” 😂🔥 Stay woke, share this madness, and prepare your tinfoil hats! We gonna need ‘em! 🤪👽 Here’s my hot take: By 2025, Congress will start holding “Cybersecurity Raves” because apparently THAT’S the only way to get their attention! 🚀💥