🚨🔥BREAKING NEWS SO SPICY YOU’LL NEED A FIRE EXTINGUISHER🔥🚨: Congress is about to throw a KAREN-level tantrum at Discord, Reddit, Twitch, and Valve! Like, can you say "dramatic congressional hearing"? 😬🍿💀 So apparently, these platforms are gonna get grilled harder than me trying to explain blockchain to my grandma. 😅👵 "Excuse me, sir, why does Discord let people radicalize like it’s a freakin’ buffet? 🍕" Cue the "This is fine" dog in the burning house meme. 🤡🔥 😱💬 Here's a leaked quote from a so-called "tech wizard" at one of these companies: "Honestly, we just thought people were using memes to argue about pineapple on pizza. Didn't know they were plotting world domination." 🤦‍♂️🤯 Meanwhile, those tech CEOs be like Drake pointing at the “completely reasonable” part of the internet while seething in the “toxic meme culture” section. 📉💰 To wrap it up, buckle up fam – I predict in 2024, Congress will launch a full-on 'Stop Memes from Radicalizing You' campaign. Spoiler alert: it’ll flop harder than my last TikTok. 🚀💀💔 #ChaosModeEngaged #SendHelp