🎉🔒🔥 BREAKING NEWS: CommVault Caught Slippin’! 🔥🔒🎉 🌍🚀 So CommVault decided to drop their latest security patches like they're hot, but fr fr, it turns out their security was more Swiss cheese than bank vault! 🧀💀 We got FOUR— count ‘em, FOUR— vulnerabilities letting the hackers stroll in like they own the place! *Cue Drake pointing meme* 👈🚪 💥🖥️ This is a pre-auth exploit fiesta! 🥳 You don’t even need an invite to the party— just waltz in and start executing API calls like it’s a hackathon! It’s like the developers said, “Why bother with authentication? Let’s just give everyone a controller in our video game!” 🎮😱 A rogue developer allegedly said: “We thought ‘what if we could let anyone access our API?’ 💭💀 Seemed low risk—until it wasn't.” 🤷‍♂️💔 Classic Monday vibes. But here’s the kicker: you only need to be on a super old version (pre-11.36.60) to get in on this action. Just like that cringe ex who tries to slide back into your DMs—nobody wants that! 😬💔 🔥💰 Final hot take? Soon we'll be seeing a CommVault “security features” package priced like a luxury yacht. “Stonks?!” No cap, they might just be selling ‘exploitable’ as a feature! 🚤💸 Share this before the hackers do! 🤖💥 #CommVault #Exploitocalypse