🚨🥱 *BREAKING BORE ALERT* 🥱🚨 Commvault just dropped *two* new features that sound fancier than your mom’s Sunday dinner: Conversational AI and Data Rooms! 🍽️ But fr fr, they’re here trying to talk big about "cyber resilience" like we’re all sitting at the adult table now. 🙄💀 👀 So what’s the tea? Essentially, they’re jamming AI into everything BUT our breakfast (which, let’s be real, is where the real transformation needs to happen). Let's just hope this AI can 1) understand human emotions and 2) figure out why our data is still missing like my motivation to log into Zoom. 🚀🔥 🚨 *LEAKED* Developer Confession: "We just threw 'Conversational AI' in the title cause we needed clickbait. It’s like tossing in a sprinkle of stonks on a failing stock.” 🤡💰 But here's where it gets spicy: What if this all goes sideways and AI actually starts protecting our data by LOCKING US OUT of it? *This is fine.* 👀💀 Here’s my unhinged prediction: In 2025, we’ll all be arguing with our data rooms like they're our exes. “No, I don’t want to hear about your privacy settings! Get outta my head!” 💔🔥 #Commvault #DataDrama #AIChaos