🚀💰💀 **BREAKING: Commcrete’s About to Make Military Radios the Size of Your AirPods!** 💀💰🚀 So check this out: Commcrete Ltd., an Israeli company that’s basically giving your walkie-talkies some serious glow-up 💄, just snagged *$29 MILLION* in funding! 💸💸 Yeah, that’s right. That’s enough cash to buy 290,000 avocado toasts or, like, a small island. 🌴🥑 Their new mission? Transforming outdated radio gear into satellite-enabled devices that are about as useful as a smartphone at a flip phone convention. 🤖📡 **Y'all, Commcrete is on that tactical communication *VIBES*!!** 🚨 But hold up—who gave them this cash? None other than Professor Amnon Shashua, founder of Mobileye.📚👨‍🔬 Imagine the look on the military's face when they realize they can finally text home while in the field! 😂💬 “Hey Mom, I know we’re in a combat zone but can I get a snack drop?” 😂💀 And here’s a *leaked* quote from some fictional Commcrete developer: “We wanted to make satellite communication so small, you could attach it to a pigeon. But we figured that’s just bad press.” 🤖🕊️ Prediction: By 2025, we’ll be miniaturizing everything! Space X will have TikTokters covering missions with inflatable satellites. 💥🔥 **#SpaceDrakeIsHere** Stonks are about to go BOOM! 💥💸