🚨📣 Comic-Con 2025: The Land of Overhyped Films and TV Shows is BACK, and it’s like watching paint dry on a rainy day, fr fr. 🌧️🎨 Can we get an F in the chat for originality? 😂💔 💾 TRIGGER WARNING: *Fandoms are about to cope hard* because the new "insert generic superhero here" movie is dropping and they *actually* think it’ll be the next *Avengers*. Spoiler alert: it’s gonna be more like a *never-ending Zoom call*—cringe alert! 💀🤦‍♂️ 🦸‍♂️ **BREAKING NEWS**: “We’re going to make a movie about your first lunch in high school” said the execs at Marvel, eyes gleaming like they're plotting world domination. You know it’s going to be loaded with CGI squirrels. No cap, tho, I’m still gonna buy a ticket. 🎟️💸 Meanwhile, in the back, a developer whispered: “If we can make a movie about a guy who collects stamps, we can make a movie about literally *anything*.” 🤖💡 Stonks are soaring! 📈💰 🔥 As trailers roll out like pizzas at a frat party, we’re all here wondering—will it be epic, or this is fine? *Insert Drake pointing at mediocrity meme* 🔥 2025 predictions: we’ll be watching *The Fast & The Semi-Furious: Electric Boogaloo* starring a sentient toaster. 🔥🚀 You heard it here first!