🔊🚨 BREAKING: Comcast & Data Caps – A Love Story That Went Horribly Wrong 💔📉 So, Comcast just broke up with data caps, and boy, it’s juicer than the latest drama on TikTok. 🍵📉 After losing more customers than that last McDonald's salad, they've decided to throw us a bone with *unlimited data plans* 🚀💰! But let's not get TOO hype, fam. If you're on a current plan, guess what? You'll have to switch it! It’s like saying, “Congratulations, you’ve won a lifetime supply of pizza 🍕 … but first, you gotta give me your firstborn child.” 🤡💀 Talk about a glow-up that still requires some shady loophole dance moves! “Uhhh, can we charge you extra for breathing?” - An imaginary Comcast developer, probably. 😂💩 No cap, this is the equivalent of a teenager finally cleaning their room: 🧹 “Look, Ma! No data caps. Now pay for the premium clean-up service!” Popping off predictions for the future: Comcast will have us signing up for “Unlimited Data + Thanks For Not Breaking Up With Us” plans by 2025, and no one will know if it's actually a deal or just an elaborate joke. This is fine… right? 🔥🤖 Like & Share if you're still waiting for 5G to actually work while ISPs throw data caps in the dumpster fire! 🔥💀 #ComcastChronicles #UnlimitedChaos