📣🔥 Y'all ever wonder what happens when academia collides with the meme-fueled chaos of AI? Well, buckle up, buttercups, 'cause Columbia University just dropped their new AI chatbot that’s gonna make the freshman dorm debates about pineapple on pizza look like Shakespearean sonnets! 🍕🤖 🤔💬 “Hey, who thought letting an AI settle student beef was a good idea?” It's literally like asking Siri to help you with your existential crisis while you’re crying on the floor of your dorm room. 😵‍💫💥 In a move so jaw-droppingly mid, Columbia’s like, “Let’s let an AI referee our student conflicts so we can secure TRUMP bucks!!! 💵🥴” Meanwhile, the AI has probably never even taken a philosophy class! Imagine this convo with a “leaked” developer: 👨‍💻 DEV 1: “Yo, should we give the bot a sense of humor?” 👨‍💻 DEV 2: “Nah bro, just make it spit out 'This is fine' while sipping coffee. 🤷‍♂️” So, we’re literally using advanced tech to mediate debates over #CancelCulture and whether TikTok dances should be allowed in the cafeteria, and I'm just here for it. 🔥🔥 Prediction: In 2025, students will be paying tuition in *“AI-Generated Discourse Credits”* 💸 as the bot runs for student body president. Let’s goo! 🚀💯 #BasedAndBots #StonksButForDebates