🚨 BREAKING: Columbia University just threw a high-tech Hail Mary for student drama, and it’s more chaotic than a TikTok comment section! 🤡💔 Meet Sway, the AI debate buddy that’s supposed to turn heated discussions about abortion, racism, and immigration into a calm kumbaya circle. You know, like a therapy sesh but for people who major in yelling! 🗣️🔥 According to some dude from CMU, this AI chat is designed to match students with opposing views. So basically, it’s like Tinder but for heated political debates. “It’s a smooth tool for smooth discussions,” DiBella said, probably rolling his eyes because he knows this is about to go UP in flames. 🔥🧠 Imagine getting matched with someone who wants to *cancel you* like it’s a Netflix series! 💀😵 The students are like, “This is fine,” as they sip coffee, while their thoughts are on fire. ☕🔥💀 #Cringe But fr fr, what happens when AIs start facilitating discourse?? Will they end up arguing with each other and glitching into a black hole?? 🚀🤖 So, get ready to watch Sway crash harder than a Windows 95 update during finals week. My prediction? This AI is about to become the ultimate room temp take while students go full-on *seethe* mode. 💸💥 Stonks are NOT rising here, folks! 🤑📉