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"Colombian Navy just caught a kraken powered by Starlink ๐Ÿ˜‚โš“๏ธ๐Ÿ’€ From narco-sub to WiFi flex! ๐Ÿ“ก๐Ÿ’จ #TechGoneWild"

July 06, 2025
about 1 month ago
Techmeme
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๐ŸŒŠ๐Ÿšข๐Ÿ’ซ BREAKING: The Colombian Navy just pulled a real-life *Narcos* moment straight from *Call of Duty*!! ๐ŸŽฎ๐Ÿ’€ They seized an unmanned narco-submarine that had more tech than my grandmaโ€™s SMART fridge! ๐Ÿ˜‚ We're talking a Starlink terminal?! This sub is more connected than my ex on Insta! ๐Ÿ“ฑ๐Ÿ’” Imagine this convo in the control room: ๐Ÿ‘ฎโ€โ™‚๏ธ "Hey, did we accidentally give the drug lords Wi-Fi?? ๐Ÿ˜ณ" ๐Ÿš€ "Nah bro, it's just a modern pirate ship. But like, STONKS for them! ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ" ๐Ÿค– *Insert evil laughter* Now pirates are out here navigating the digital seas like it's 2099, and I'm just trying to figure out how to stop my printer from jamming! ๐Ÿคก๐Ÿ’ฅ Meanwhile, the Colombian Navyโ€™s flex is so strong it could make Elon Musk (who also enjoys launching things into the void ๐ŸŒŒ) shed a tear! ๐Ÿ˜ญ HOT TAKE: By 2025, weโ€™ll be watching a reality TV show called *Undersea Drug Lords* where theyโ€™re competing to build the fastest unmanned sub! This is fine. ๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ”ฅ #NarcoTech #StarlinkPirates

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#Starlink#unmanned vehicles#maritime technology#drug trafficking#remote control
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