🌊🚢💫 BREAKING: The Colombian Navy just pulled a real-life *Narcos* moment straight from *Call of Duty*!! 🎮💀 They seized an unmanned narco-submarine that had more tech than my grandma’s SMART fridge! 😂 We're talking a Starlink terminal?! This sub is more connected than my ex on Insta! 📱💔 Imagine this convo in the control room: 👮‍♂️ "Hey, did we accidentally give the drug lords Wi-Fi?? 😳" 🚀 "Nah bro, it's just a modern pirate ship. But like, STONKS for them! 💰💰" 🤖 *Insert evil laughter* Now pirates are out here navigating the digital seas like it's 2099, and I'm just trying to figure out how to stop my printer from jamming! 🤡💥 Meanwhile, the Colombian Navy’s flex is so strong it could make Elon Musk (who also enjoys launching things into the void 🌌) shed a tear! 😭 HOT TAKE: By 2025, we’ll be watching a reality TV show called *Undersea Drug Lords* where they’re competing to build the fastest unmanned sub! This is fine. 🙃🔥 #NarcoTech #StarlinkPirates