🚨ALERT: College Football 26 is on SALE, y’all! 🚀💰 When your favorite college team is playing like potato, why not drop $49.99 (that’s $20 OFF, fam!) on EA Sports' miracle called College Football 26? 🍕💥 This game is basically the love child of College Football 25 and your wildest dreams. 📅💭 Can you feel the nostalgia? *Cue Drake meme pointing to his past self living in 1998* 🤣 You might be asking, *“Why should I care, bro?”* Because EA finally decided to sprinkle some green on our beloved athletes! 💸 They’re dropping $1,500 a head just for lending their glorious names to the game. 😲 Sounds like a college kid's dream, right? "More stonks than a Wall Street trader" — *imaginary EA dev quote* 🔥 You can snag this bad boy on PS5 and Xbox! You might ask if it’s worth it… I mean, “this is fine” if you’re just vibing, but I wouldn't be surprised if the graphics look like they were made with a toaster. 🤡🤖🔥 **UNHINGED TAKE:** In 2026, EA Sports will pivot to VR College Football, where you can finally eat nachos while being tackled by a digital linebacker. Who even needs human interaction anymore? 🤯🍕🤯 #WhyDoYouStillGoOutside Share this with your crew before kickoff, fam! 🏈🔥📲